We woke up this morning and there was something lethargic in the air. Taiye didn’t reach for my whatchamacallit as we stirred. She used the bathroom, then came back to the bed and snuggled up to me. “Are you going…
There is something about waking up in a woman’s bed. I don’t know about you, but I often feel a sense of displacement, like “Dude, where the fuck are you?” And it hits differently when you wake up to find…
President Muhammadu Buhari addressed the nation at 7pm on Sunday March 29, 2020. In the 17 minute long speech, the president announced a 14 day lockdown of Lagos and Abuja as well as Ogun state because of the state’s proximity…
I wake up and Taiye is not beside me. I stretch and pull on my boxers, trying to remember how and when we got to bed. I remember Taiye waking me up and then both of us stumbling to bed.…
Chike took a long winding road to making an album but in February 14, 2020, he dropepd his debut, a Valentine day’s gift to a teeming horde of expectant if not exasperated fans. Chike did exactly what vocal powerhouse Waje…
When Taiye is done riding me, she falls asleep with my whatchamacallit still inside her. When I wake up, it is past midnight and my left leg is getting cramped. I stamp it on the floor to get the blood…
Taiye had her hands on her door. Her legs were parted slightly and I could hear my balls slamming into her as we went at it, then suddenly, she made a slight move as if she was about to stand…
Taiye turned out to be freak-freaky like Mr. Marcaroni likes to say. And me, because I haven’t been fully active since Chi moved to Canada, I did not embarrass my lineage. Turn, she said and I turned. Lift this leg,…
It was the rain that woke me up. I could hear the rain falling on my landlady’s car. I turned around, found the remote control and turned off the AC. I had set my alarm for 8 am and it…
There was some twitter frenzy a few days after the 2020 Africa Magic Viewers Choice Awards (AMVCA), when a female director reported that someone who was at the AMVCA and who mingled with other attendees may have come down with…
