I am sorry for any Nigerian who cannot speak the language of the cow. In…
Me and my Lagos
See why they love Lagos.
The trouble with Nigeria is a house – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Chinua Achebe has stolen my thunder by stating that the trouble with Nigeria is leadership.…
All that jazz about Stingy Men’s Association of Nigeria – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
I have just been consulted to become the National Grand Patron of the newly formed…
Sending off “Sendforth” – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
The holler of “Happy New Year” is all over the place as the world is…
Story of My Life: Marrying my own sister and turning 60 – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
I cannot believe that I am the jolly good fellow of the birthday song. Not…
Nigeria as a forest of one million kidnappers – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Every Nigerian is now a kidnapper. When you do not see human beings to kidnap,…
Let Nigeria’s name be changed to Unoka – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
There is need for an urgent name-change for our dear country Nigeria. Countries are known…
Political comedy is sweeter than sugar – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Let’s take a trip away from the many tragedies of Nigeria to the hypertension-curing subject…
My telephone is bigger than yours – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
The telephone is what makes every Nigerian tick. The Nigerian used to be defined by…
This nwa James called Chimamanda – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Let’s start from the end: I have died. Yes, this daughter of Professor James Adichie…
