As you can see, we are not doing business, all of us just came out to collect breeze.
This coronavirus has affected business but we are happy that the lock down will keep everybody at home. We are not complaining at all because nobody wan die, na?
You wan die?
If they tell you, don’t do business, don’t allow anybody touch you and you will be alive but you can do business o if you want, only that you will not even live to enjoy the money, which one will you choose?
You think because we do this work, we are not human beings who want to enjoy life?
Since yesterday, some men will not hear word, since yesterday, they have been coming, they have been coming in the night when their wives are asleep, they want to do. But we have said, we will not do business because no how you will do our kind business that you cannot contact corona. Abi how you wan f&@k and you will not touch the person?
Even if na doggy, his body will still touch your own, they will want to touch breast, touch this place once they pay extra but even that one sef is enough to give you coro.
You see as this lockdown is touching everybody for different corner?
You see girls for corner?
Nobody is doing business now!
No business and we like it like that. We will manage this two weeks; body go rest, we will sleep well, we will eat well, we will enjoy the break. not everything is money, money, money.
Let the women who are busy calling us ashewo open their legs for their husbands, let them see what we see with these men who sometimes behave like animals.
Sister, I tell you, some of these men because of what they pay, they will treat you like a dog!
Chai!
Man wan fxxk he must use your breast as handle before he do?
Chai!
Let their wives know who their men are, this period wey we dey so.
One man was begging me yesterday evening. I asked him, ‘Oga, how you escape from house? Police no catch you?’
Our people don’t hear word, government say, stay at home so that coro will not kill all of us, some people, even though their wives are at home, when konji catch dem, they will start coming here at night!
One man was begging me yesterday, konji wan kill am, I told him, ‘Oga go house go meet your wife o, we are closed for business until further notice.” He told me he would double my pay. I said, how will I spend the money if you carry coro give me?
He said Godforbid, e no get coro.
I no wan know, I no dey fxxk until further notice, make my body rest, go hammer your wife for house, I begi
Nobody here dey work; essential services don close shop till further notice!
Our work is essential services; we help the society because some men if they don’t have us, they will die or go and do bad things, and as our association has told us we should not do business tell your paper, we no dey do.
Not like say we no need the money but who coro don hep? Everybody dey die, we see the news…
Who wan die?
(Series written and edited by Peju Akande and based on true stories)