‘Una dey free to japa o’
President Muhammadu Buhari has said Nigerians who have another country to relocate to are free to do so. Buhari reportedly said that anybody who thinks he has any other country than Nigeria,”Goodbye” .
“We are determined to rehabilitate our country especially for our children and grand-children,” the president added.
Buhari’s recent comment reiterates his indifference about Nigerians fleeing the country, which is already at alarming rate. In October 2018, his spokesman, Femi Adesina, said Nigerians who want to leave the country because they are fed up, can actually do so with his blessings.
Mtcheew. Even presido wey dey relocate to London every now and then know say better things plenty outside the country.
Run fi cover: Snakes in the House
The sitting of the Ondo State House of Assembly ended abruptly on Thursday (today) following the invasion of snakes during the plenary session of the House.
It was gathered that the snakes fell from the ceiling of the hollow chamber.
The Assembly had therefore adjourned its sitting sine die until certain repairs were carried out on the Assembly complex.
It’s the snakes I pity. Because when money miss, they will be the first suspects.
Testing, testing…but don’t try this at home
According to him, no gun on planet earth including an AK 47 assault rifle can penetrate him. In the video trending on social media, the soldier fired three different guns into his mouth, one at a time.
After each shot, he spits out the bullet unharmed, although the last gun fired was followed with a little blood but he seemed fine.
Mtcheew. I’m surprised he didn’t use an AK-47. Body for tell am.
God: The ‘Manna’ provider
A woman took food from a restaurant without paying then told the server “This one’s on God.” Delila Hernandez, 30, rode her bicycle to the Sonic restaurant in Las Cruces, New Mexico and ordered some food, but then refused to pay for it.
The server replied: “That’s not how this works.” He tried to withhold the meal from Hernandez until she threatened him and took it. After handing over the meal, the restaurant employee ran back inside and called police, the Las Cruces Sun News reported.
According to court documents, Hernandez told police that she knew stealing the meal was wrong. She even claimed that she hesitated to eat the meal because she felt bad, but ultimately gave in and ate it because she was ‘starving.’ Hernandez was arrested and charged with felony robbery, although the charge may be reduced, authorities said.
LOL. Seriously, the amount of lies we tell with God’s name is why we should pay tithe.
Omo Baba Olowo is no fluke
According to Instagram Rich List 2019 by Hopper HQ 2019, Davido holds the second position in Africa and occupies 38th position on the global rating. Mohammed Salah, Egyptian and Liverpool football star is the richest African celebrity on IG and occupies spot 26 at the global level.
Davido is one of the active Nigerian celebrities on Instagram and he makes use of the social media platform to share information about his career and life. The “Wonder Woman” crooner, called OBO by fans, has 11.8 million followers on IG as of Thursday, July 25, with each of his posts valued at 74,000 dollars, approximately N26 million.
It’s been long I spoke with my cousin Chioma. Let me call her sef.