This is not for those who like to ‘do’
A 27-year-old Indian man, Raphael Samuel, has decided to sue his parents for giving birth to him without his consent. Samuel is an anti-natalist who is of the school of thought that having kids is doing the world more harm than good. In an interview, he said: “I love my parents…but they had me for their joy and their pleasure…I don’t see why I should put another life through the rigamarole of school and finding a career, especially when they didn’t ask to exist.” LOL. But this uncle is making sense o. Imagine not being born: no house rent wahala, no Lagos traffic, no fear of your kpata getting stolen! And I’m sure I know where that consent form is. Check your nearest pharmacy.
Men are not smiling
“Kaduna State Governor, Nasir El-Rufai has threatened that foreigners that look to intervene in Nigeria’s forthcoming election will leave in ‘body bags’. Speaking on Nigerian Television Authority’s Tuesday Live, El-Rufai said Nigeria is an independent country and doesn’t need foreigners telling her what to do. ‘Those that are calling for anyone to come and intervene in Nigeria, we are waiting for the person that would come and intervene, they would go back in body bags,’ the Kaduna State governor said.” Oshey Terminator! This Oga must be listening to too many American gangsta rap. Abeg, make pesin tell am make him no use tax payers money for that ‘project’ o.
Shots fired!
The national leader of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu, has alleged that former president Olusegun Obasanjo was a beneficiary of rigged elections. Tinubu said that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) under Obasanjo rigged elections in its favour in 2003 and 2007. Hmmm. I can see Baba Ibeji writing open letter on top his head.
Oscars is the new Ebola
For the first time in 30 years, this year’s Oscars will be held without an official host. Following American comedian Kevin Hart choosing to back out from hosting the ceremony after old homophobic tweets of his were discovered, the organisers have had a hard time finding a suitable candidate. Hehehe. Who wan die? Won’t be surprised if some nominees fail to show up sef. Oscars ko, Oscar Pistorius ni.