Snake in the police shadow
The police in Indonesia’s Papua province have apologised after interrogators used a snake during an attempt to extract a confession from a suspected mobile phone thief. A video circulating online showed police in Jayawijaya district wrapping a snake around the neck of the suspect as they questioned him. A policeman could be heard asking the suspect, “How many times have you stolen a cellphone?” Papuan Police spokesman, Suryadi Diaz, said the snake was tame and had been kept as a pet at the police station for some time to scare drunkards. O ga o. That kind interrogation can even make somebody confess to the crime of killing Delilah.
Gloomy days at the Bridge
Chelsea defender Cesar Azpilicueta has apologised to the fans after a humiliating 6-0 defeat by Manchester City, describing it as one of the lowest points in his professional career. “It’s difficult to find the words to describe my feeling after the game,” Azpilicueta said. “The only thing I can say to the fans is ‘sorry’, because it’s not acceptable, and I feel sorry for all of them.” Mtcheew. The only person Chelsea fans want to hear ‘sorry’ from right now is Justin Bieber!
I’m proud to be a puppet – Sanwo-Olu
The Lagos State governorship candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Babajide Sanwo-Olu, in reaction to a statement by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) governorship candidate Jimi Agbaje, in which the latter described him as a puppet, has said he’s ‘proud of being called a puppet of the national leader of the party, Bola Tinubu, and that it’s ‘an affirmation of the notion that he is the most experienced for the job, having been properly schooled in the art and science of governance’. LOL. This Oga Sanwo-Olu comeback get weak erection sha. And he should get himself a dictionary to look up the meaning of this diss!