When an away match becomes own goal
A 57-year-old man, simply identified as Ismaila, has died after an alleged sex romp with his married lover in a Lagos hotel. Ismaila, who was married to two wives, had gone to the hotel in the Akoka area of Yaba with his alleged mistress, and around 7pm, the mistress called for help when her lover reportedly slumped. A resident of the area disclosed that the said mistress was not only married but also nursing mother. Yepa! So these two had their own spouses and yet chose to chop the forbidden yam porridge? Village people 1 – 0 Adulterers.
Eat up, it’s break-up time!
In Venezuela, a man – yet to be named – pulled a trick on his cheating girlfriend, Daliana Meleán, by throwing a party to announce her affair with Alberto Sobalvarro, his best friend. Addressing the guests, the man said, “I really thank you [Alberto] with all my heart for the sincere and profound friendship that you showed me in these 20 years, and Daliana too, of course these two years you have shared with me hypocritically. Alberto and Daliana have a relationship.” LOL. Perhaps this is what the Bible meant when it said Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies.
Can you kill? Apply
A week after Sri Lankan President Maithripala Sirisena told parliament that the death penalty would be reinstated, 43 years after a moratorium on capital punishment, advertisements seeking executioners have been published. According to the newspaper ad issued by Sri Lanka’s commissioner general of prisons, candidates must be Sri Lankan men aged between 18 and 45, have ‘excellent moral character’ and a ‘very good mind and mental strength.’ Mtcheew. But the job requirements should have included ‘with at least five years’ work experience’, ba?