Corper Shun! Shine your eye
The Director-General of the National Youth Service Corps, Maj. Gen. Suleiman Kazaure, has warned corps members participating as INEC ad-hoc staff in the general election that they would be jailed if they break any electoral law in the course of their assignment. He further encouraged corps members to know the Electoral Act and discharge their assignment in line with the law, and the training provided to avoid getting into trouble. Corpers wee, shebi una don hear? But if not breaking the law will mean dem go break your head, gbe body eh!
Atiku endorsed by Avengers
Marvel’s The Avengers…sorry, the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) has announced its support for the former vice-president Atiku Abubakar, who is challenging incumbent Muhammadu Buhari for the presidency. The group said Atiku’s “political ideology” fits its campaign for “equitable and fair principles of federalism” but warned that Abubakar had to implement restructuring reforms “within six months to forestall further agitation.” Atiku, over to you, accept their conditions or kindly report them to Thanos.