Choupette, the cat wey dey chop life
Late German fashion icon, Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, Choupette, is reportedly set to inherit a 200 million dollars fortune after he named her ‘in his will’. The cat has done adverts for a German car firm and a Japanese cosmetics brand with Lagerfeld. Lagerfeld, before passing, in a separate interview with Numero, revealed he employed two maids to look after the pampered animal, adding that it has “four different dishes prepared for her” each day “served in fabulous bowls”. Choupette’s Twitter and Instagram accounts has a combined followership of about 200,000. Hmmm. Thank God say Evans is now behind bars, Choupette for hear ween.
INEC is ready…or not
The Resident Electoral Commissioner in Kwara State, Garba Madami has revealed that the results sheets meant for the state for last Saturday’s elections were mistakenly taken to the wrong places. “…the results sheet of Lagos was found here, I have sent it back, that of Lagos was also found in Nasarawa. You can see the reason the election was postponed,” the REC said. LOL. We are not surprised, shebi somebody was not sure if somebody was a “presidential”, “senatorial” or “governortorial” candidate? Confusion in Naija is normal sturvs.
Lazy Nigerian youth: INEC is looking for you
Mahmood Yakubu, the chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), has promised automatic employment for corps members who do well on election duty. Speaking at the daily briefing in Abuja on Wednesday, the INEC chairman said, “…Those who do exceptionally well during elections are accorded automatic employment by the commission.” I can already see some Corpers secretly hoping to impress. Make una relax joor, this INEC people are better heartbreakers than Yoruba demons!