Kai, is this the Next-Level?
The First Lady, Aisha Buhari, represented by the wife of the Vice President, Mrs Dolapo Osibanjo, at a town hall meeting organised by the women and youths moblisation arm of President Buhari campaign organisation, said, “Nigeria is safe in the hands of my husband because he will not steal Nigeria’s money…” Ehen, madam, is that true? As it is in your husband’s hands, is it any safe? You know I blame? Dolapo Osibanjo. She should have just skipped that part, and let the First Lady use her own mouth to do herself.
Mbaka, Mamza and the Catholic Church
Bishop of Catholic Dioceses of Yola, Most Rev Stephen Mamza, has, in an interview, blasted the founder of Adoration Ministry in Enugu state, Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka calling him “an embarrassment to the Catholic Church”. He further said, “I wonder why he has yet to be sanctioned by the Bishop of his Diocese. This cannot happen in other dioceses. He should be sanctioned.” Happy that this hard truth is coming from the mouth of a clergy, shebi God won’t be angry? Now the “Touch not my anointed ones, do my prophets no harm!” folks must be frowning wherever they are.
A happy man called Morata
Alvaro Morata, who’s agreed an 18-month loan deal with Atletico Madrid, has said he’s ‘very happy’ to be leaving Chelsea and joining Atletico Madrid ‘I’m very happy for this stage, I have been waiting for days, I want everything to be completed and to start training with my teammates,’ Morata said. Chai. These footballers sha. So Morata had been enjoying heaping frustration on Chelsea fans without his awful display in front of goal, ba? No wahala. God is watching.