When trouble sleep…
Tanzanian music star and soon-to-be hubby, Diamond Platnumz has revealed that he would want the Tanzanian government to declare his wedding day a public holiday so that all his family members can attend the ceremony. “I do not want a small wedding.” Hmph. It’s his choice but shey you know the fear of village people is the beginning of wisdom? You don’t agree? Go and ask Simi and Adekunle Gold.
Big girl, bigger problems
America and their I-too-know! US-Palestinian star Gigi Hadid has landed herself in hot water after she posted a photo of herself on Instagram and, wait for it, the company that owns the photo’s copyright, Xclusive-Lee Inc., has filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against her. Chai. So somebody cannot even do small self-plagiarism in peace? A clearly dazed Hadid later wrote on Instagram, “These people (Paparazzi) make money off us every day…If the person had just commented on my photo, I would have been happy to tag and give you credit.” Aunty, pele.
Abeg you get uncle you are not using
Set up in 2012 by Japanese businessman Takanobu Nishimoto, Ossan Rental allows people to rent an “Ossan” or “uncle” who will listen to you talk about your problems and provide you with some life advice for £7 an hour. The service now boasts of around 3,000 clients. Lagosians really need this service. Una need to detoxify unaselves from the madness of Sanwo-Olu campaign posters and Apapa-Oshodi Expressway.