We must have watched two or three episodes of Queen Sono before Taiye leaned across and whispered in my ears’ “Let’s go be intimate.” “Let’s go be intimate,” I repeated, turning to look her in the eye. “Why so formal,…
Day 10 – “Come have some real food,”she said as she opened her legs wide (Erotica/PG 18)
Taiye is lying naked in my bed. I must have pulled the duvet too close from habit and left her uncovered. My first instinct was to cover her so she didn’t catch a cold, but I stopped myself. I wanted…
Day 9 – “Have you ever had alfresco sex?” (Erotica/PG 18)
You know it’s different when you wake up in the morning and say “ok, today, I am not going anywhere.” But once you are compelled to stay in doors, the thing dey pain. That’s why people go out on sanitation…
Day 8 – “Lie down and open your legs,” Taiye commanded and I obeyed (Erotica/PG 18)
We woke up this morning and there was something lethargic in the air. Taiye didn’t reach for my whatchamacallit as we stirred. She used the bathroom, then came back to the bed and snuggled up to me. “Are you going…
Day 7: “ “Time for some back shot, baby,” I said and she said “Yes, papi.” (Erotica/PG 18)
There is something about waking up in a woman’s bed. I don’t know about you, but I often feel a sense of displacement, like “Dude, where the fuck are you?” And it hits differently when you wake up to find…
Buhari shuts down Lagos, Abuja and Ogun state…describes health workers as “true heroes.”
President Muhammadu Buhari addressed the nation at 7pm on Sunday March 29, 2020. In the 17 minute long speech, the president announced a 14 day lockdown of Lagos and Abuja as well as Ogun state because of the state’s proximity…
Day 6: “Zeal, if the world is ending, I want to go out well f%$ked,” Taiye said to me (Erotica/PG18)
I wake up and Taiye is not beside me. I stretch and pull on my boxers, trying to remember how and when we got to bed. I remember Taiye waking me up and then both of us stumbling to bed.…
Chike’s “Boo of the Booless” is a landmark achievement, forgive its crass title – Dami Ajayi
Chike took a long winding road to making an album but in February 14, 2020, he dropepd his debut, a Valentine day’s gift to a teeming horde of expectant if not exasperated fans. Chike did exactly what vocal powerhouse Waje…
Day 5: “I like to kiss when I wake up,” Taiye said (Erotica/PG18).
When Taiye is done riding me, she falls asleep with my whatchamacallit still inside her. When I wake up, it is past midnight and my left leg is getting cramped. I stamp it on the floor to get the blood…
Day 4. “Lie down, let me work on you,” Taiye said with a wink (Erotica/PG18)
Taiye had her hands on her door. Her legs were parted slightly and I could hear my balls slamming into her as we went at it, then suddenly, she made a slight move as if she was about to stand…