It was fun at first sight. The first time I set eyes on Toni Kanayo…
Me and my Lagos
See why they love Lagos.
I don’t drink bottles; I drink beer – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
The party is heavy, but the beer is even heavier. In the present tense of…
Saints and sinners of political prostitution – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
There are more male prostitutes in the crooked field of partisan politics than there are…
Standby president urgently needed here – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
How can some concerned Nigerians be talking of having an absentee president when all that…
Revolution is inevitable in Chima Ubani’s dream Nigeria – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
It’s crucial in this charged season that a good number of clowns in the name…
A tear for the checkpoint policeman – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
I hereby mourn the demise of my dearest friend, the ubiquitous illegal checkpoint policeman, who…
What in hell is Odogwu doing in Lagos? – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Odogwu came on transfer to Lagos from Enugu, and put up in the apartment of…
Laptop presidency powers Twitter democracy – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Nigerians are “wailing wailers”, according to the most excited arse-licker of the government of change…
Let’s sell Nigeria today – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Nigeria as a country has served all its useful and useless purposes, and must perforce…
Jega goes jaga-jaga – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Confusion has taken over the entire land of Nigeria. To use the popular parlance, “everything…