The acute hatred in my heart now-now, as we do say in Nigeria, is about…
Me and my Lagos
See why they love Lagos.
The most dangerous house in Lagos – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
A do-gooder told his landlord that any tenant who sends the police after the owner…
Yawa! Like a plane flying without a pilot- Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
The people who speak big grammar would say that Nigeria is in auto-pilot. This is…
Yerimaism is a bandit ideology – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
There is more trouble in Zamfara State than in Sambisa Forest. Let’s note, for starters,…
O’boy, APC can kidnap more than PDP o – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Let’s play politics – party politics, that is. No less a worthy philosopher than Aristotle…
A toast to my Auntie Okonjo Wahala – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
They no longer make women like my very own Auntie Ngozi. No, I have to…
Be my Val with AK-47 – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Love at gunpoint. That is the mantra in Nigeria today. It was Valentine’s Day on…
Elements of Miyetti Allah Democracy (MAD) – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
The Giant of Africa, the dear country Nigeria has done it again. She has written…
Hear word my people, this is the age of the cow – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
I am sorry for any Nigerian who cannot speak the language of the cow. In…
The trouble with Nigeria is a house – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Chinua Achebe has stolen my thunder by stating that the trouble with Nigeria is leadership.…