When a woman decides that sex-toys are more important than her man, I swear to God Almighty who made me, Rahila’s pregnancy isn’t mine!
This woman is deceptive. She is a witch and a man killer. She killed my sperm and my ability to perform!
Ok, let me start from the beginning.
I was introduced to Rahila through one of my sisters. She and Rahila were classmates at school. I had always wanted someone who was educated and yet not like all these girls that act like because they have gone to school, no man can talk to them. So when I met Rahila, I told her what I wanted in a woman and she said she was not like those girls and so we began to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Along the line, I asked her if she had other boyfriends apart from me but she said she stopped seeing one boy after she met me. I said, ok, we can continue.
So, you know, when we started, I mean when we began to see each other, we were not using condoms…I never liked condoms but I know how to do it so that a woman will not get pregnant. Because, after all, Rahila isn’t even my first girlfriend, and all the girls I have gone out with never got pregnant.
Rahila lies like a Lagos girl
There is one thing about this Rahila, she lied that she wasn’t like those modern girls. How did I know? So one day, by the way, I have never slept over at her place and she has never slept over at mine, too. We visit, we do, we go.
So oneday after we have just done the thing, I wasn’t feeling good…I was tired. So she said she would go to the chemist and buy me some tablets. When she left. I was just looking at some things she kept in one box and…see, I wasn’t searching her things or anything, I was just looking…I saw a huge rubber penis and some other funny looking things!
Walahi, I was shocked!
I have never in my life seen such a thing!
What is a woman who has a boyfriend doing with a rubber penis?
What is a woman like her doing with it? So the sex-toys were big…is isn’t it…why did she have it?
I swear, this thing disturbed my mind. I even washed my hands for touching it but I was in shock. Rahila is a liar, she is even worse than some of these modern girls.
When she came back, I was not myself. I was thinking, maybe I should ask her, maybe I should not. But after that day, I didn’t feel like touching her again. She became someone I didn’t even want to see with my two eyes.
I mean, how long has she been using this thing?
I can’t believe that a woman who has a man that can do things in her will be having a thing like that! Am I not enough for her? Maybe she uses it when I am not there or tell me, why would a woman have it?
So when I realised the thing would not leave my mind, I asked her that day. I said, “Toh, I saw something in your drawer, I didn’t know you were that kind of woman.”
I didn’t even say, this is what I saw but she knew what it was that I was talking about. She just began to accuse me saying, I was looking at her things behind her.
I said, “So you are hiding things from me?”
She was making noise, that I was looking into her things behind her back. I said, “Rahila, I am your boyfriend, why are you hiding things from me!”
I was even hoping that she would say, “Walahi, it is not mine, it belongs to my friend…” I know I would have asked, “which friend?”
Why am I angry?
Look, if a woman is not satisfied with her man and goes for rubber penises, which will not satisfy her, she would soon be seeing other men. That’s my conclusion. Rahila cannot be trusted!
Anyway, me, I had said my own. I left her that day and told myself, if her rubber penis is what will make her happy, I know it will not, she should continue.
After that period, it really affected me. I just couldn’t do anything. You know. It affected me in performance. I am a young man that can do many things but I couldn’t do them. Every time I thought of Rahila’s rubber penis…I just, I just can’t imagine it.
I could not get over Rahila’s sex-toys
I was telling myself, “Get over this because Rahila is not the only woman in town…but I just couldn’t do it…
Only for me to wake up later, maybe one month or so later, she was at my door saying that she is pregnant and that I was responsible…you see some girls, hehn…
I said to her, I was angry, “Has madness begun to rage in your head? Pregnant for who? So your sex-toys can get you pregnant?” The baby is not mine!
She said I am the owner of the pregnancy. Me, I will not be a father to a rubber baby. Ha, me, I am done with Rahila!
All the women I have been with have never come back to say I have not done well, so she should go with her pregnancy. I hate women who are so deceptive!
(Series written and edited by Peju Akande and based on true stories)
