This iceberg could cold-cock the Titanic.
Ken Pretty, a photographer from the Canadian town of Dildo, has gone viral for capturing the hunk of ice that bears an unmistakable resemblance to a giant erect penis.
There was no chilling shrinkage for this formidable phallus, which measures an impressive 30 feet โ and also features a pair of gargantuan gonads.
Pretty noticed the boner berg as he flew his drone off the coast of Newfoundland in an area known, appropriately, as Conception Bay, the Toronto Star reported.
โOnly in Newfoundland,โ he told the outlet, laughing.
โThe resemblance is โ you know, itโs good, right? Itโs unreal how much it looked like part of the male anatomy,โ Pretty said.
The lensman told the Guardian: โLooking from the land, it wasnโt quite clear. But once I got the drone out there, it was unreal how much it looked like โ well, you know โฆโ
And that was just the tip of the iceberg.
As expected, the well-endowed monolith proved to be quite an icebreaker in social media, where one woman dubbed it a โdickie berg.โ
โThat name has definitely stuck,โ Pretty told the Guardian.
โFrozen stiff,โ one person commented online.
โI thought cold water made them shrink,โ another said.
Unfortunately, the big dick didnโt last long โ it collapsed a day after Pretty snapped the image that made waves across the globe.
In the spring, icebergs float from the north into Newfoundland and Labrador waters, where tourists and residents eagerly await their arrival, according to the Star. (NYPost)