That girl selling bread is not just selling bread o – Peju Akande

‘Era bredi gbo na!’ She calls out every morning between the hours of 6  and 7am except on Sundays. ‘Buy freshly baked bread’ is what she is saying and as she calls out, her persuasions conjure melting butter in bread…

Big Wahala! I took Burantashi then the girl did not show up

See, when I saw that girl, something told me to be careful. “Solomon, that girl is too young for you” the still small voice told me. But did I listen? Whosai. You know what they say na, “an erect penis…

Carpenter nabbed for allegedly raping autistic girl in Ondo (Punch)

The Ondo State Police Command, on Thursday, arrested a man identified as Tunde Ogunlade for allegedly raping a 20-year-old girl (named withheld) at the Oke Aro area of Akure, the state capital. The victim is said to be suffering from…

I feel empty, says mother of 16-year-old killed by suspected cultists (Punch)

“I feel empty; I feel empty,” these were the words of the mother of 16-year-old Seiyefa Fred, who was killed by suspected cultists on Thursday in the Amarata area of Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. In a telephone conversation with our correspondent…

Girl to be buried with dog she died to save (Punch)

Jennarae Nicole Goodbar was chasing after her dog, Cash, on Saturday when the two were struck by a car that didn’t have time to stop. The 12-year-old and her beloved dog were killed together — and now they will be…

Esprit de coitus – Uzor Maxim Uzoatu

Men are not jealous beings. Forget whatever you read elsewhere. Go to any brothel and see how men share women without any jealousy whatsoever stepping in to stop the jollification. In my early days in this Lagos, when I was…

The RANDY Prof and the VERY BRAVE girl – Peju Akande

There is no need rehashing line by line the recorded phone convo that circulated last week on WhatsApp Naija and Naija in the diaspora. We’ve all heard the crass Professor soliciting for sex to upgrade a female student who may…

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