Finally, why INEC postponed elections
The President of the Christian Association of Nigeria, Rev Samson Ayokunle, has called on Nigerians to pray this week if they want the general elections to hold. โโฆI want you to pray very well this weekโฆPray that bad people will not be involved in Nigeriaโs affairsโฆPeople who think they are powerful and want to cause problems for us, God Himself will give them problems and bind them,โ the Reverend said. Oh. So because of small fornication we did on Feb 14 thatโs why the elections didnโt hold abi? Na that kind temptation INEC go want make we fall into again. Yeye people.
O ye snatchers, tread with caution
President Muhammadu Buhari has said that anyone who attempts to snatch ballot paper during election will do so at the expense of their lives. โI want to warn anyone who thinks he has enough influence in his localityโฆto lead thugs to snatch ballot boxes or disturb the voting system will do so at the expense of his own life,โ Buhari said during the ruling All Progressives Congress caucus meeting in Abuja today. LOL. As the Bible infers, For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. Those ballot boxes are Babaโs own pants, if you know what I mean.
This house is not for sale
Saudi Arabia Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salmanโs Minister of Media, Turki al-Shabanah, has denied reports linking the prince with a ยฃ3.8bn takeover of Manchester United. โReports claiming that HRH the Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman intends on buying Manchester United are completely false,โ said Turki al-Shabanah. “Manchester United held a meeting with PIF [โPublic Investment Fund] Saudi to discuss a sponsorship opportunity. No deal has materialised.” Good. Because even Chelsea fans would love to find Ole Gunnar Solskjรฆr by the sidelines in todayโs FA Cup match and not in some consulate in Istanbul.