Soldier go, soldier come
The Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Tukur Buratai, has given officers and men of the Nigerian Army with doubtful loyalty to the Federal Government Friday deadline to resign from the service. “The foundation of military professionalism is discipline and without discipline an army cannot stand. One of our core values is loyalty to constituted authority. Loyalty must be hundred per cent,” he stated. “Should any officer or soldier have doubts as to his loyalty to the Nigerian State as presently constituted, such a person has up to Feb. 22, 2019 to resign.” Dear Nigerian soldier, please don’t resign o. You really don’t want to come and be a ‘bloody civilian’. You don’t believe me? Okay, frog jump will tell you.
Look before you insert
Experts have warned that that there might be cause for users of sex robots to be worried. “Existing sex products are not well regulated, and this is cause for concern given the multitude of ways in which sex robots could be harmful to their users,” wrote Francis X. Shen, associate professor of law at the University of Minnesota in an article. “What if the sexbots’ lips were manufactured with lead paint or some other toxin?” Good thing this warning is out there, but will konji allow people hear word? By the way, I need to find a Nigerian who owns a sex robot. Strictly for research purposes.
Keyamo doubles his hustle
Director Strategic Communications of President Buhari 2019 Presidential Campaign, Festus Keyamo, SAN, has given President Muhammadu Buhari the thumbs up over his statement that ballot box snatchers will pay dearly with their lives. “What the President said is 100% correct, 100% defensible and I will urge him to repeat it over and over again,” Mr Keyamo said. “…Mr President said, whoever leads a band of thugs to go and snatch ballot boxes will pay dearly for it with his life. That is a correct statement of the law, because, if you look at the definition of thugs…A thug is a murderer, robber, and a vicious person.” LOL. It’s like this Oga has forgotten the definition of human rights o. Mr President, write this man a fatter cheque, his defending strong pass Chelsea own.