Pata Money
Lottie Miles, 23, was searching for a new job when she came across online subscription service OnlyFans. The site allows users to charge fans between $5 (£3.76) and $49.99 (£37.56) to see each image, with creators receiving an 80% share of any revenue generated. Lottie now makes nearly £3,000 a month by selling her underwear selfies online. Lottie said: “Since I made my account and started posting in January this year, I’ve since made $7,400 in total. I never intended on this being long term, it was only temporary until I got a new job as I needed some money to tide me over. Now though, I upload every day. ‘It’s pretty much a full time job.” Wow! Lottie, right now, avoid some Nigerian men, I repeat, avoid!
Michael “Basket Mouth” Cohen don start to leak again o
Donald Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen has been on a hot streak. In his public testimony to the US House of Representatives Oversight Committee on Wednesday, he said Mr Trump “knew of and directed” plans for a Trump Tower Moscow, while stating publicly that he had no dealings in Russia. Michael Cohen also said Mr Trump knew about a leak of hacked Democratic emails. And that he had ‘evidence of reimbursements he received from the president for hush money Mr Trump paid to a porn star who said she had an affair with him’. Chai. Wondering how Mr Grab-Them-By-The-Pu**y would wiggle out of this one. If he had a chance now, he would grab Cohen by the throat!
No agreement today, no agreement tomorrow
A summit between Donald Trump and the North Korean leader Kim Kardashi…sorry Kim Jong-un ended with no agreement after the US refused North Korean demands for sanctions relief, the US president has said. “It was all about the sanctions,” Mr Trump told reporters. “They wanted the sanctions lifted in their entirety and we couldn’t do that.” Speaking after the talks in Hanoi, Mr Trump said Mr Kim was ‘quite a guy and quite a character’ and described their relationship as ‘very strong’. Na their wahala be that. Trump should go home, something ‘very strong’ is waiting for him.
Love Made on the Internet
A warehouse worker, Dave Hazel, 59, who was set to marry his online lover has been left devastated after claiming she scammed him out of £15,000. Dave met the woman called ‘Linda Smith’ on a dating site in 2012. The pair then spent the next 12 months exchanging messages and building their relationship. “Before I knew it, I was falling for her – my heart had melted and she was lovely,” Dave said. Dave foot Linda’s bills, through Moneygram, because ‘she said she would marry me and have children. She was promising everything I’d always wanted.’ Eventually Dave found out that Linda was actually based in Ghana, and she would later cut off contact and disappear from the internet. Dave is now back on dating websites and says other people have tried to scam him again but this time he is wise to it. Chai. Pele, Oga Dave. All the best in your pursuit of love. Sha avoid the Nigerian Princes who may sometimes also live in Ghana.
Pastors are not smiling
A leader of a charismatic church in South Africa, Paseka “Mboro” Motsoeneng, has gone to confront Alph Lukau for “bringing Christianity into disrepute” by staging a bogus resurrection. On Sunday (February 24) a video went viral of Pastor Alph Lukau of the Alleluia Ministries International laying hands on a man in a coffin who sits up in the coffin in what the church declared a miracle. In a video on Twitter, Pastor Mboro is seen shouting at the gates of Alph Lukau’s church saying: “I’m not here to fight anyone, I’m here to get answers.” BBC’s Nomsa Maseko reportedly heard him say, “If it’s true that you resurrected a man, then let’s go to Mandela’s grave to do the same.” Pastor Mboro himself has been mocked online after reportedly charging followers to view his photos of ‘heaven’. LOL. Professional hustlers. The sky is wide enough for all kinds of birds. Make them no spoil market for one another.
