Royal Rumble 2019: Kanu vs Nigeria
Ladies and gents, the stage is set. The leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, in a statement by the spokesman for IPOB, Emma Powerful (Dang, what a WWE-esque name) will hold a referendum on the sovereign state of Biafra on February 16, same date the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has scheduled for presidential and National Assembly elections. This promises to be a showdown. Or meltdown. Biko Feb 14…sorry, Feb 16 should do and come.
Who siddon look epp?
Contrary to the Nigerian Bar Association’s directive that all judicial officials boycott courts for two days to protest the suspension of Nigeria’s Chief Justice, Walter Onnoghen, some lawyers still showed up in court. “Some lawyers claimed not to have heard about the order.” LOL. Before nko? In financial matters, temporary amnesia is allowed.
Erm… some marriages should be put asunder
The 10-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. Adeshina Ayodele, an embittered couple, has revealed how his mother asked him to put poison in his father’s food and bathing water. “After giving me the substance, my mother warned me never to tell my father or anyone about it. However, I love my father and I told him because I never wanted any bad thing to happen to him.” His mother, in turn, told of her husband turning her into a punching bag. “At any slight opportunity, my husband beats me.” Hmmm. Oga judge, knack those two a quick divorce!
Alex Iwobi, Esha Gupta and a weak apology
After being called out for her racist comment against Super Eagles and Arsenal footballer—she called him a gorilla! *in tears*—Arsenal fan and Bollywood star Esha Gupta issued a watery apology, saying, “Guys I’m sorry you thought it was racist…Sorry as I didn’t realise it was directed towards racism.” LOL. This aunty get nerve sha. She’s sorry “you thought it was racist”. Anyway, thank God for Twitter: the children of Anger have taken up for her matter.
