Permit me to tell you my own gist. I promise, I won’t take your time.
Mine is a simple one. You can write it the way you like, I really do not care; my intention is to warn guys like me out there and to call out my former girlfriend.
I am a married man; I will call myself successful; I will describe myself as a generous lover. Yes, I am, to my wife and to my side chicks…
Aha, I got your attention.
I have a side chick and she is a doctor and married too, just like me.
See, we doctors are human. We work long stressful hours and mostly do not have time for fun and family, so naturally the person you will tell your issues to are your colleagues, colleagues who can either be male or female.
Mine is a young professional colleague. She is a resident doctor and we often work the same shifts at a private hospital. Forget it, I won’t tell you where that is.
So what is my story?
I cannot have an erection anytime I want to have sex with my wife.
I know, I do not suspect, I know Clara is behind it.
Clara is my doctor lady friend. And let’s be clear, I know she did this to me. She had said told, several times before, that she would seize my manhood if she finds me cheating with other women.
Is my wife now other women?
Doesn’t she know I am married?
And hear this, on three different occasions, I couldn’t get it up with wife but I could with Clara.
My sister how do you explain this? Let’s be clear, Clara isn’t the only side chick I have. There are one or two others and I am experiencing the same thing with the two other chicks. I just can’t RISE to the occasion.
I am a doctor, you should know that if there’s something else that could be responsible for my erectile dysfunction, I would know, there are drugs for these things! So, please don’t ask me how come I am sure someone is behind it!
I don’t need a dibia either to tell me who’s responsible, this is Nigeria, we have seen and heard things that defy medicine. I had to borrow myself brain. She is the one behind this stupid game. But you see, this silly game has to stop!
How can she be asking for fidelity when we are both married to different people? I mean, isn’t that insane?
If anyone should give me that sort of warning, it should be my wife not a side chick. That’s the point I’m trying to make here.
I have asked her to undo the nonsense she did on me or I will go and report us to her husband, she told me she had warned me and dared me to tell her husband
At this point, I don’t care who’s ox is gored;
Why did I call? Well, someone told me she reads you, that’s why I called you up to inform you. Write about it, let her know I am not playing games. This is the first call out!
(series written and edited by Peju Akande and based on true stories)